December 2011
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
pezberrry:
the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail
carsoncolfer:
you can use this gif for everything
i just took a shit
i’m going to eat
i can’t feel my toes
i’m crying
I met Chris Colfer recently. He’s a fucking amazing kid, I love what he is, I...
– Jared Leto, about Chris Colfer (via sweetklainekisses)